John, make sure you mention the Rule of Thumb: If you smack your forefinger and thumb on the table and the thumb hurts, then the article was written by a Commie pinko. If the forefinger hurts, it was written by a Nazi fascist.
At least that's method I would use to predict which crank would next call the city desk so I could mentally prepare myself.
"I'm sorry to inform you, dear reader, but there's no such thing as a 'newspaper license,' although I wish you the best of luck in having our 'license' revoked."
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At least that's method I would use to predict which crank would next call the city desk so I could mentally prepare myself.
"I'm sorry to inform you, dear reader, but there's no such thing as a 'newspaper license,' although I wish you the best of luck in having our 'license' revoked."