http://lakeneuron.disqus.com/John I. Carney's home on the webenFri, 03 Feb 2006 11:36:48 -0000http://lakeneuron.com/2006/01/27/my-visit-to-academia/#comment-1223974<p>John, make sure you mention the Rule of Thumb: If you smack your forefinger and thumb on the table and the thumb hurts, then the article was written by a Commie pinko. If the forefinger hurts, it was written by a Nazi fascist.</p><p>At least that's method I would use to predict which crank would next call the city desk so I could mentally prepare myself.</p><p>"I'm sorry to inform you, dear reader, but there's no such thing as a 'newspaper license,' although I wish you the best of luck in having our 'license' revoked."</p>MattFri, 03 Feb 2006 11:36:48 -0000http://lakeneuron.com/2006/01/27/my-visit-to-academia/#comment-1223973<p>I take it Kelly's not in the DAR?!?</p>Katherine CobleSun, 29 Jan 2006 03:11:43 -0000