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Re: Some holiday Love

Mac VerStandig — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 00:30:35 -0000

FYI, it is also up on iTunes for legal purchase...

Re: Some holiday Love

Dave M — Thu, 22 Dec 2005 10:53:35 -0000

Link To Christmastime for the Jews Video

http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_id=Yb7Z0HpRx...

Re: Some holiday Love

dane — Wed, 21 Dec 2005 02:37:12 -0000

And the missing line was :

"Ain't nobody recreating Bethlehem." I.e. no more manger scenes.

Re: Some holiday Love

Chris — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 13:04:31 -0000

they can do what they wanna, even blow off Madonna

Re: Some holiday Love

David W. — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 08:12:18 -0000

For those people looking for the lyrics, here's what I've been able to put together. Brackets indicate my uncertainties, so help out if you can.

Christmastime for the Jews

by Robert Smigel, Matt Oâ€™Brien, Eric Drysdale, Julie Klausner

On Christmas eve the Gentiles gather â€˜round the Christmas tree.
They stay at home and party with their goyishe family.
They disappear one day each year and pass the eggnog â€˜round,
but itâ€™s all right, â€˜cause thatâ€™s the night the Jews control the town.

Well it happens every year on Christmas eve.
All the happy Christian people take their leave.
Yeah, the streets are deserted and thereâ€™s big news:
Itâ€™s Christmastime for the Jews.

Yeah, the Holiday party starts â€˜bout 6 PM.
Ainâ€™t nobody recreated [???]
Yeah, the three wise men, thatâ€™s a big old snooze.
Christmastime for the Jews.

They can finally see King Kong without waiting in line.
They can eat in Chinatown and drink their sweet-ass wine.
They can crank Barbara Streisand on the streets they cruise.
Christmastime for the Jews.

They can gang up on the Quakers, play for the Lakers,
[they can do what they wanna, be the soul of Madonna.]
Get a chance to drive a tractor, win on Fear Factor,
See Fiddler on the Roof with actual Jewish actorsâ€¦

Now they really get the party going after dark,
Circumcising grateful squirrels in the city park,
Picking fights in the bars, knowing they canâ€™t lose.
Christmastime for the Jews.

Now itâ€™s nearly 10:30. Yes, itâ€™s time for bed,
Daily Show reruns dancing in their heads.
Maybe next year theyâ€™ll learn how to hold their booze.
Christmastime for the Jews.
[???]
Christmastime for the Jews.
Donâ€™t get sick now.
Christmastime for the Jews.
[???]

Re: Some holiday Love

The Comedian — Mon, 19 Dec 2005 13:44:11 -0000

Video of Christmastime for the Jews:
http://www.janesays.org/wordpress/ChristmasTime...

Re: Some holiday Love

marc — Mon, 19 Dec 2005 13:01:52 -0000

You can see the "Lazy Sunday" Video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=zLElfJ9YCh0

But still looking for â€œChristmastime for the Jews.â€

Re: Some holiday Love

The Comedian — Mon, 19 Dec 2005 10:23:53 -0000

I loved Christmastime for the Jews as well, but I think that Lazy Sunday was the highlight of the night.

Shampeless plug: I posted a bit about the difference between the lyrics in Christmastime for the Jews that showed up in the closed captions and the lyrics as sung by Darlene Love.

http://comedian.blogspot.com/2005/12/for-reason...

Re: Some holiday Love

Rachel — Mon, 19 Dec 2005 10:17:07 -0000

Even just the lyrics would be great.
Anyone have a link?

Re: Some holiday Love

Jill — Mon, 19 Dec 2005 08:43:29 -0000

Me too! Best clip EVER!

Re: Some holiday Love

Steven — Mon, 19 Dec 2005 07:51:34 -0000

I'd love a link to that video, as well. At the very least, the transcribed lyrics would be much appreciated.

Re: Some holiday Love

marc — Mon, 19 Dec 2005 04:12:06 -0000

i saw this too. very funny. i'd love to get a copy of the video. any ideas of where i might be able to find it online?